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Ambrose Jones talking about Facebook issues, and how we try to prevent death. Try not to laugh....

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( I don't) watch much TV I'm an online social media attic Worst site in the world to me is Facebook, and I think it's turned into an obituary Every time you get on there there's somebody telling you to pray for somebody, or RIP somebody done died, its like gahdan, I didn't get on here for this. I was feeling good today. I was in a good mood! I look on my timeline and girl posted a picture of her grandma saying "Hey Facebook family (I don't know why I look on my timeline and girl posted a picture of her grandma saying "Hey Facebook family (I don't know why they say that, I don't know this dang girl) But she post a picture of her grandma saying " Hey yall, can yall please pray for my grandma, she got Shingles." I was like gaaahdan, that f***** my whole dang day up." Now I'm going out in public, folks asking "What's wrong you with?" Im like, "Man I just found out LaShaundra grandmomma got Shingles." I don't know what the hell we gonna do, I don't know! I didn't know what to comment on the picture, so when I got home, I just put under that "Well tell her a** to stay off the roof." Think that's how you get Shingles right messing off on the roof? I don't know.. I aint' never handled that, aint never been up there... I don't know.. This is whats worse though, When y'all post a picture of a dead person say RIP, but ya'll never put on there the reason why they die. and I got a CURIOUS mind, now I gotta scroll through all these dang comments, trying to figure out how the hell, how the hell Tony die?! Always be that one person that asks, "What happen?" But don't nobody respond to em... you be like "Dang!! Gaaahhdang, Now I gotta ask.. Shoot, I guess didn't nobody see it.. Now I gotta ask.." You all do the same stuff, don't it? Why we always ask that when somebody says that somebody dies.. "How did they die? that's an irrelevant as question right there. You just need to say "God rest they soul, Rest in Peace." We always ask what happened... and then we ask it SINCERELY too. You be like "FORRRREALL, what happened?" I found yesterday, I did some thinking on why we ask that.. You know why we ask that? We ask that so we won't go out like they did. That's right, I did some thinking about this I did! They be like "Hey man Robert died yesterday." and you be like "Forrrealll how did he die?" and they say "He got shot in the head 15 times." and Im like you know what, APPRECIATE that. 'Im just gonna stay away from guns.... I don't wanna go out like that. I dont.
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