Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do in an RPG #2564-2625

+1 Reunite In Living Colour [!]

Ask for a light-whip next time. Those are apparently cannon now with the Acolyte.

"Even if the rules allow it, I can't wipe out an entire Tau cadre by spitting on them."
Oh right, space wolves can spit venom as a natural attack in the RPG systems.

Nice hat

I kind of want to interview one of DMs, also you speak Navajo?

Guten Tag Herr Welch!! 😊

😂 Fizban'd

We are all listening. 25 6 to 4 😊

Wizard: Why is the Barbarian carrying a skillet?
Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus.
Wizard: He has spells?
Bard: Just one. Every time he his someone with it, he says "Cast Iron!"

When do we get the Tex and Mr. Welch play D&D? Because that’s the day that reality breaks and Cthlu takes a sick day from too much stress.

"when told my the commanded of my infantry unit to get the APC I am to assume he means an Armored Personnel Carrier, not the rock band A Perfect Circle."

For the last time, there are Drow in DragonLance. I have even cited the legitimate sources proving this numerous times. Stop being in denial!

How did. The. Tau cadre

It's not a checklist, it's a . . . warning list.

I'm not allowed to ask the GM's brilliant, tactical NPC for tactical advice because my character isn't good at tactics, then, after their grandiose discussion say, out of character, "Okay, now, would you like a plan that would actually work?"

Somebody play rogue trader this week? Lol

I got one of my own for you, "I am no longer allowed to have a Bag of Holding (especially from the get go) after using it as a potable toilet and not telling anyone else I did so". Told the DM (In private) I was just going to fill it full of crap and I meant it.

"Can't elbow drop the chaos space marine from orbit."

Deathwatch player: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Mr Welch, do you have a copy of the original 'Can No Longer Do' list taken from your end?

It sounded like there was several points in the original video where the broadband failed and list items were lost in part or in whole in transit to YT. If that was the case, please re-upload any intact copy you may have to YT now that you have a decent internet connection. Thank you. :)

The Gympie-gympie treant was added to the List a few days after AJ Pickett had done a video on them as part of his Ozzie (Faerun Australia) video series, so I already knew what you were talking about. :)

hahahhahahaa hahahhaaaaaa Hhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yeah, that garage sale on the BBEG's furniture is just a good idea.

The fact that you can't have caberchucks or a caber-saber is just anti-Scottish bigotry at its worst.

Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do: name Ruby Rose!Batgirl as your spirit protector?

SO ... any word about the new Conan RPG coming from Monolith? It's Conan ... but I worry about whether they do it right ...

Is there a PDF of the complete list available?

Checklist? I use it as a to-do list.

Is the redeemed demon queen Nocticula?