18 Savage Dark Humor Jokes | Compilation #1

More dark humor or dirty jokes?

The basketball joke should be baseball since baseball has a home base and basketball doesn't.

The pregnant 14 year old was funny

Now this is my type of humor :D

i disliked it let me find me x'D

Omg so funny! 😅

ngl think you have serious issues. what's with al the kid and baby jokes of them getting unlived or pssing like its not funny, there's FAR to many on these, its worrying.

Anyone can explain the kidney joke.?

How do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her up like an altar boy

So a man walks into a Jewish bakery...

and he asks the cashier, "How much does the challah cost?"

It's baseball not basketball

What has 8 legs and makes women scream


Gangbang

For that last one the doctor then takes off his mask revealing himself to be the king of the dead

"i don't have enough money to crimate my granda ma i only have half of the money you need"

"It's okay let's just do it half cook
Continue the rest at your home"

I’m 10

My coworkers realy on me to tell them dark messed up jokes daily and these are good ones I use

Really funny!

Knowing I was an orphan the orphan not being able to play basketball joke kind of killed me LMAO

Here’s one
“I think Stephen hawking was the real slim shady but could not stand up”

LMAO o s#&+ my mom is going to kill me

What's funnier then a dump truck full of dead babys , trash can full of
Aborted fetus.

I love the ending

My friend keeps bragging about how he sleeps with a lot of girls every night

Yeah he has a weird way of saying he’s schizophrenic

The evidence one

How many baby's you need to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them

Can someone plz explain the kidney one

This is GREAT 😂😂😂

call em! always wanted to go out in a blaze of glory

Ur so underrated I swear

Evil: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me:They don't know where home is.
Evil: 👉that way is the hell

How dark are we talking here?
Dark as your skin

Didn't you mean baseball for that orphan joke?

If u donate kidney, doctor "don't ate"

The good, the bad and the ugly
The good: Your wife is taking birth control pills and doesn't have to worry about getting pregnant.
The bad: She can't find them.
The ugly: Your daughter has them.

LGBTQ people get high in other parts of world ,






But they really get stoned in the Middle East.

Here's a dark joke I have heard from reddit:

Why is the priest called father?


Because calling him daddy would be too suspicious. 😆

RAAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yo I'm going to hell for laughing this much 🤣🤣🤣

Yo the adopted one omg xD 😂

Faci un video si in română?

Should I feel bad that I know almost all of them? 🤣