Big Train Radio Puns

How funny to watch this on "children in need "night!....how can i send money to these true vicims????

I don't have any cocking Batman puns!

wooo first dislike fuck you haters

That little boy looks like River Phoenix.

HAHAHHA

@karry299 No, 12 years ago ish. Get with the times mate.

@TheConciseStatement Thats what Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews said on the DVD commentary about that kid.

@rl1712 LOL. You're kidding?! Never owned the Big Train DVD.

I guess those kids are gonna need a vigilante to save them. If they escape its gonna have to be a pretty dark night so they don't get caught. I mean if he has to get kids to write puns he can't be much of a joker. I'm sure this charity organization has gothem covered though.

Is it supposed to be similar to Alan partridge?

I went out to hire a film and asked the man if I could rent Batman Forever? He said no, you've got to bring it back tomorrow!

Fox News' writers are still in diapers.

i've got no cocking puns.

it looks like he is "Robin" those kids

what the hell is bat petrol? and how is it extracted?

Batman's car runs on batteries... I worked at Yorkshire Coast Radio writing puns since the age of 9, and escaped dressed as a nun after 5 years in captivity. Hopefully my story will inspire others... Thank you.

This is how Howard Stern built an empire.

This reminds me ALOT of the kind of stuff you'll hear on The Tony & Josh Show... 
Classic, and hilarious!

Big Train. Classic. Well uploaded, sir. I salute you.

Good morning, Mr Dave Clifton, sir!

Langley Virginia and Dogge All

those kids, lawfully, should have been executed

This is what Commercial Radio is responsible for

Nothing new can touch this. Great sketch.

"She's nodding at me through the window there"

Ah the days when they were referred to by their name: puns. Before people tried to act cool and call them dad jokes, before the dark times.

My god this is beautiful.

The real tragedy is when he crashes the vocal right at the start.

Its all very well getting 'goo goo eyed' and fawning over the plight of these children, but the economy cannot survive without employing minors writing puns such as these for various organisations, or mission statements for various corporations. Is that what people want? economic ruin?
The sooner these young people learn about hard work and discipline, the better they can be of use to their own country and the central banks that run them. Freeing children from enforced pun writing and the ensuing death of breakfast radio is the thin end of the wedge. We tried an alternative, its called communism, and it doesnt work. Is that what we want?
-outraged of Wimbledon.

Pure Partridge!

Seriously Simon should be BBC radio DJ

Where has this old good humor gone?

Alan Partridge meets Jimmy Savile...

Wondering who the photos of the kids are. Siblings of the cast?

Whenever I hear some painfully cringeworthy radio host like Chris Evans making shite jokes, I always think of this sketch. I'm convinced this is a genuine reality.

OMG. I forgot how funny big train was

Puns are easy to write.

The use of Dance the Night away is a great touch. That song seemed to be all over those naff local commercial radio stations in around 1999-2000.

Bit cringy with the kids at the end there.....pre-woke / PC

OMG This is a bit too close to the truth.

Cocking puns

I almost have a new Space-Themed Pun-Joke...but I need some more Time to Planet

BBC and child abuse. They lol at us.

Steve Coogan based a whole career on this and didn't do it nearly as well.

Not Pop FM, Dudley!

I wonder which of those kids is now famous?

Big Train was just brilliant.

I wasn't expecting the end. That took me by surprise

Those kids are going to get Pun ished.