POV: You’ve spent $0 at Hermes

These vids r so good I don’t even understand if birkin is expensive or cheap (for Hermès comparison)

Odd, I’ve never have even heard of this brand.

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That is a fuking Ikea chair

"You probably can't afford it" oddly does not sound like an insult here.

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Litterally just buy a Birkin second hand

As I understand it, the Birkin Path requires you to consistently spend an exorbitant amount of money on Hermes products. Along with this, you must develop a strong rapport with one of the sales associates within the store, thus building a rapport with Hermes.

Basically, they want you to earn the right to have one by giving them tons of cash.

I mean Hermes is the god of theives for a reason.

I have the same feeling as in the case of some other certain brands: if nothing is actually being saled in an official shop despite there are visible materials with that very brand's logo, than the chance is very high that those shops are just elements in a money laundring system.

My come-to-god realization on how bullshit these big name brands are happened when I saw about 20 people lined up outside a Gucci store, and about 75% of them were young white adults in beat-up white dunks & lululemon. It's all about the money, Spida'-Man.

Don't they sell online? Buy online and avoid the mess?

Bruh 💀

It is actually difficult to nod yes and say no at the same time

If the customer just straight up walk away after the employee said "we don't stock those here" that would be funny

i mean really only braindead humans buy from designer brands

Its more about the fact that they dont want to create a multi millions dollar resale market like with the sneaker community.. these bags have long history they want people who will actually wear it to buy it

I'm swear ,if i was managers at that place ,Am gonna fired this worker for being Bad Attitude..I hate this workers being like this lol

They have Ferrari mentality ,well their old mentality since Ferrari is a bitch to the shareholders now😂

I know an Ikea Markus when i see one.

That are type of guy's that get stuff in their asses

Honestly? I would pull out the "I have accidentally deported someone for fun" card

Don't you think that maybe taking their power away would be so easy?? Let's stop buying that overpriced shit for a couple of years...im pretty sure they will welcome us after

They dont do it to be mean, its just business. Google it

Can you do a vid of both customer and retailer having the same personality?! 😂

An uppity clerk in a shop.

I think it’s pronounced, HER-MEES.

Talking a lot of shit for a guy with a $8,25 an hour haircut, last centuries bronzer, polyester gloves, a size too small jacket, and a turtleneck.

Can Recommend that Hermes chair already boight myself one!

Awhellnaw

Then WTF we need to do😂😂

Yeah I own and run a boutique and I enjoy making sales and seeing happy customers. This is some sort of money laundering thing.

That store is so fucking expensive why would his girlfriend make him cold open buy a 40k bag from a store

“I’ll take the trash can”

If you got extra money and like it go ahead! There are loosers in the basement gooning right now

What even is hermes 😭

Lmao “what can I do to attract men to my depleting and 37 year old eggs?”

They have to act that way! It’s a reverse psychology for people to revenge buy they’re useless stuff

It doesn't help that the bag is kinda ugly

The nod while he says no😂

The issue is actually that many first time spenders are way more open to massive quotes due to not knowing the price average often, so its fairly easy to trick them into paying more for a higher quality item rather than starting small,

Even Ellen Birkin can't has a Birkin bag...

I hate these people…when i walk into a store its for the intent of purchasing something, meaning i have cash on hand to purchase said thing.
People who based value on appearances are the most shallow people on earth. My battle vest collectively (meaning including studs armor plates patches etc) is prolly worth more than his sunglasses

The only Hermes products I ever got are an Apple Watch band and AirTag + keychain and I gave both of those to my mom, it’s unreal that some of the cheapest products you can buy from them are sold by Apple of all places.

Conclusion...dont go to luxurious shit

Invest

The problem is your too-nice-and-normal attitude here. You should have treated that employee like low-life scum and talked as if everything around you was beneath you and absolutely disgusting—like a true rich bitch. 🤣

Gst the Walmart Birkin

Bruh the only Hermes I know is the Greek god 😭

If you pay over $1000 on a T-shirt there's a word to describe people like you.

Ya know fake stuff is better than real stuff if its just for fashion so buying expensive things while not being respected is stupid