Would I Win? Slasher Killers (Tier List)

Bro the jigsaw one put me in tears holy shit

Cancel culture is dead dude unless you do something totally out of pocket

Whos gonna tell him that michael has 500iq has superstrenght enought to to take an man from the throat with one hand and still lifting him over his head and he is frikin immortal and is imune to pain

omg there is no way anyone can survive art the clown

Terrifier 3 is an accurate representation of how a psychopathic serial killing maniac would be like

Art from Terrifier got decapitated and survived

Any New Yorker?

imma be real with ya brother, how are you gonna make a tier list when you dont even know what you're talking about lmao. "Jason in the first movie is just a man" brother has never seen the first friday the 13th and it shows

Michael is the smartest slasher there is. The man was locked away as a child, gets free and finds Laurie with no difficulty. That aside from knowing that she even existed. Michael finding ice in hell, you’re not escaping him. Ends did him no justice, until then the man survived everything thrown at him. Getting hit by a vehicle only slowed him down for a quick nap. Getting hit by that grenade again was a minor set back for him. Michael is the one you avoid at all cost, no debates. You think you can take him, be my guest and be another statistic 😂

As far as Jason, you could easily avoid him by having the common sense to not go to the lake and also by being smarter than anyone else in the franchise and finding a way to permanently put him down but it was always the not so overly horny teenager that always beat him in literally every movie he was in. It’s been established that terminator can do it as well as dominate Jason.

You missed a few. Angela from sleep away camp, who I rate as the second smartest slasher. Yeah you could win that one. Btw Michael is hands down the smartest and hence most dangerous there is. Chucky, whom I rate 3rd smartest. Well you could win it but considering his ability to split his soul there’ll always the lingering question did I really get rid of him for good. Facing multiple Chucky’s at once could be problematic also. The Creeper, I put him 5th smartest below Freddy. Thing with him if you don’t have fear for him to feed on then you have no issue and also he’s not a slasher I know but wanted to include him anyways as Pennywise isn’t a slasher and you included him. Michael would completely own them both because he has no fear. Another non slasher Pinhead and honestly in terms of intelligence I’m probably putting in a tied with Chucky at 3rd. Again, if you have the good sense to not tamper with the box then you’re golden. If you do, yeah you got problems and a 30% chance to win. Will from I Know What You Did Last Summer I put below Freddy in intelligence and yeah that’s a fight you could win. You way overrated Xenomorphes, but hey you know your level in intelligence and I guess we all do since you said you could beat Michael 😂😂. Oh, Predators. I’m putting them slightly below Michael because I do believe Michael would know to disarm himself and kill his victims barehanded and gain the respect of the predators. Yeah you’re not winning that one, you’re not Batman 😂😂

Depends on what Micheal your fighting tbh

I’m not gonna lie no disrespect but your getting down in the worst way possible he is like 6,5 carries a knife not even older than 50 and he 12v1 a whole lot of fire fighters and he one a fight against the whole neighborhood by him self. He can’t die fr fr he got shot in the face the only way you are winning is if you move cause he isn’t really the type to target one person but yea he will kill you

You unfortunately have negative ball knowledge. Michael Myers is unkillabke, Art (his name isn’t Terrifier) is a demon with numerous supernatural powers

happy to see Xenomorph finally getting some love.

For the record Ghostface does legit stalk his targets because he usually knows the targets. If you look at the first movie spoilers




Ghostface is revealed to be a two man act with Sydney’s boyfriend Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) and husband best friend Stu Macher (Matthew Lillard)

Myers in Halloween Kills got jumped by the whole town of Haddenfield and still won

He said “if 7 of my homies jump you it’s over” brother the town tried that it didn’t work out for them and that’s coming from a Jason fan Mike his him old or young

In terms of Jigsaw, John Kramer can catch these hands. But if the theoretical fight happens after Saw 3, and it's Mark Hoffman you're fighting, yeah you're getting folded😭

Bro Jason went to New York already right?

No offense to your tire list, BUT you have no chance against art. There's no chance you will survive It kind of made me mad just a little bit because not only art is immortal but it's kind of obvious you didn't watch the movies because he walked around with a no head for a good period of time. And his head was in a different place. Munchkin on somebody, he's literally part demon or full. i think i can't remember, but regardless, you ain't winning, bud
But I still loved the vid thougg❤

Not gonna lie why you use Michael Myers’s weakest point and and not him in the first movie

tbf if art is on the defensive he is just gonna shoot you 😭

Well…what makes a killer a slasher?
Knife like weapons?
Psychological killer?

I love how people are going crazy on him for Myers.
(Note: if it’s Ends Myers, then you can clown on him all you want)

Jigsaw & pennywise aren’t slashers……

Bro Art is so strong, If its throwing punches he is gonna Cook you so Hard, in the second movie dude literally ripped a girl's arm In half 💀 (even the bone), and he some how pulled of that same Girl's top SKULL 💀

You are not beating Pennywise bro, the only reason they is cause they got help from a cosmic turtle.

Bro should put jason on the same place as Freddy. Those two had their own movie, where those two fought and jason defeated Freddy.
Its funny how everyone forget that movie

Sorry buddy, you're not beating Michael Myers. At least watch the movie before you make that claim. He was shot by a high power revolver and kept walking, he was hit by a police car and woke up about an hour later like it was a bad hangover, proceeded to destroy a police car barrier with a kick, stomped and crushed a man's skull, had 2 of his fingers shot off, was shot in the face and was only out for about 30 seconds, was stabbed in the torso, beaten with a frying pan, stabbed in the shoulder, and cut across the hand, was lit on fire, while burning killed a firefighter with his own halligan bar, got out of the building that was still on fire, tanked a firehose (look up what happens to protesters when they get hit by that for reference) stabbed a guy again with a halligan bar and lifted him off the ground with the guy wearing full firefighter gear, jumped on top of a car from the ground, got stabbed 3 times in the gut, stabbed in the back with a pitchfork, curbstomped, jumped and beat by a mob with all manner of melee weapons, shot 5 times in the chest, and beat even more while he was on the ground, and then stabbed in the shoulder, and he then proceeded to get back up and murder the entire mob effortlessly and then laurie's daughter as well. In the next movie he only lost the fight because he was renderred mortal after transferring the evil into corey. He was 65+ in the entire trilogy. You're not beating him, sorry.

Possible hot take: You wouldn't fare as well against Ghostface as you think. The dangerous part about Ghostface is the deception. It's one (or a few) of YOUR friends who secretly wants you dead. And you don't know who it is. That alone gives them an advantage over you with the element of surprise. Sure, if you figure out who it is, you can end them with a shotgun blast to the face. But the difficult part is figuring out who you even want to shoot. They're smart and sneaky killers.

nice vid

The first movie he was kill able but be still came back because of his rage and the rest of the movies hes immortal and can teleport and was acting called the strongest horror character ever and hes 6'8 200+ pounds even first movie on one can win without plot aromor

For the alien rant about the computers my little theory is that the company which controls everyone wanted stuff that was cheap, easy to make and mass produce, and also sturdy and reliable and enough to withstand the conditions of space hostile other environments and as an added factor able to keep up with humans rapid expansion which makes sense because even in the real world we have seem to have microchip shortages.

While they probably have the futuristic tech that you would expect, like real life, it is reserved for the elite and top people of the company and would take far too many resources to update everything and any damages to equipment would be far more costly which would be a very common occurrence.

The reason for having ai down at the lower levels of society and not just exclusively for the top is because it probably is such a useful tool and increases efficiency that much that any losses are already paid for by the work it does for them.

Ghostface never works alone so you might get jumped, so id say mid or high dif lol

This dude couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag. Comedy

Yea ur high if u think ur winning a fight against Michael Myers the actual boogeyman and art is not a human rewatch the terrifier movies again pal

whats with all these comments saying the black and white clown guy is winning, bro got knocked out by some random guy in the first movie who couldve easily killed him if he wasnt dumb. Sure he comes back to life but you can just throw his corpse into the ocean or something.

Art the clown is not beatable
Not even Tyson would win

ghostface is still a fast dude with a knife that just catches you off guard. youre prob cooked

Does bro even watch these movies, first Friday 13th was his mom, and ghostface didn’t teleport it. Was 2 people in most the movies and was always different people

Fun Fact Jason goes to New York in Friday The 13th Part 8

You forgot that Michael Myers has superhuman strength, being able to stomp someones head in easily, gouging out someones eyes etc. Not a normal human would have a chance against him in a hand to hand combat fight.

u don’t need to be scared of pennywise for him to kill u💀

Bro youre out of your mind if you think you could beat Michael Meyers (any version of him). Thats the tank of all tanks in slasher movies, basically immortal death Machine.

Same for Art the Clown except for superhuman strength, but hell torture you to death with ez

Manz didnt watch any Halloween or Friday the 13th movies

The only problem with ghostface is that in the movies they run pairs, but if you da blammer you straight 😊

unfort couldn’t get past 5 mins cause jason was “high diff” & called “mortal”…in part 8 he ALLOWED buddy to attack him, and he took 0 damage. after part 4; jason is completely immortal (undead). there’s no touching him from part 6 moving forward 😭 & also there was minimal description of his feats from part 6 - 9

Jason beat Freddy Krueger