How to Fix the Legal System | FLESH SIMULATOR

PEEL THEM?!?

Lotta good ideas here. Let’s get you in a presidential cabbet

You had me at "peel them".

Silly and a waste of time.

Is that a round of M855A1 in the background? Nice

you are required to wear a gopro if trophy hunting with a baseball bat for the duration of the battle. if you can afford to trophy hunt you can afford a gopro

Make it a illegal for lawyers to hide evidence of their defendents' crimes.

We need a part 2

Thought this video was gonna be serious for a second

RuneScape reference included so I endorse this whole video

You had me at PvP zones. BUT... Live steam it for 8.99 a month sub and 50% is given to mental heath support.

your B&E idea is actually insane dawg

Wow. Was not expecting to agree with every single proposal. But here we are 🤷

Nancy Pelosi is getting put in the Runescape wilderness

Love it, no notes. Well actually one note, you should be allowed to trophy hunt with a sword instead of a bat, still quite difficult but a little more plausible then a bat, I'd give me a trophy if I killed a tiger with a katana!

Honestly I think we should lower pay for congress and build 2 dorms for them when they are in Washington

Honestly I think we should lower pay for congress and build 2 dorms for them when they are in Washington

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Instead of your police idea, I’ve always had the idea of mandatory service, but you can choose to work in government, military, police, hospital, etc.

Mandatory food service: after high school everyone must enlist in the food services, work as a cook, dishwasher, wait staff, etc for two years.

The only problem we have and have no way of nicely introducing it to the world is we must give up the assumption that reproduction is a birthright.
I know it's an uncomfortable topic yo actually consider but hesr me out.

We're only in the mess were in because we allowed too many people come into being. We missed the opportunity to lock in the serrt spot of 100-150 yrs ago. Now we have to try implement the wildly unpopular strategy to decrease birth rates and increase mortality rates untill we see a 10% shift, yr on yr until the global media birth rate can sustain the birth rate of a population of 1/3-1/2 the current population and maintain from there and continue to increase the mortality rate at 5% yr on yr until the population is 1/3-12 that of today's global population rate and then switch the instrument to a stable mortality and modify the functionality to the mode of bringing rhe the maximum expected life span down from 82 to 55-60 yrs of age over a 5-10 yr span.

Once this optimal reserve of human capital is reached, the biomarkers which indicate the biology of the bloodlines to contain the genome which provides immunity from the mechanism selected for the chromosome regulation (expected to be found in 0.35% of the population will be identified and designated as candidates for the humanity sustainance program and be required to be presented to the facility for further testing to determine the specific hierarchy of the candidates genome and most suitable sequence of reproduction in the interest of maintaining the necessary gentic composition and chromatic seperation


The remainder of the population will he required to present to authorities for mandatory deactivation of theirt RNA enzyme sequencimg responsible for the production of reproductive biological materials. Failing to comply will be an offence under the international unicaan laws and carries a punishment of death for the offender and any live member aware of the offenders locationay any point in time and did jot register it the chair of the institutios.



Sounds kinda bad but without giving up this one misheld beliefs, we are destined to fail as a species l.

You've got bad juju bud, gotta go 💀

Society is fixed. Thanks flesh guy man thing. 🙏

Daddy had 4 drinks before this one

Tax the churches, TAX the CHURCHES! TAX THE CHURCHES!

They stalk and humiliate, harass their enemies by stealth and then use tactics that make the victim look like they are suffering from a mental health condition.
One day you will understand.

Flesh simulator for president 2028

Flesh simulator 2028

Arrrrgh walk the plank matey

They tried the desert island thing with Australia now we have Australians who are generally sick as hell so great idea

31 strikes and you're out. Bahahahhaaa

Ahhh, love it.

Finally, a short video I can show people when they ask what my politics are!

hes true you know

Create a game show called The Flesh Simulator. Contestants mumble truths and make observations while earning critical thought prizes and avoiding "the Censor"

Please make more of this. This is true out of the box thinking and also hilarious. I love it.

truly some regarded takes

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Im so glad someone mentioned the Runescape wilderness.

Man you've accrued quite a racist following, do a little moderation

So Singapore got it right with the caning?

I believe in a three-tiered justice system: Stockades, flogging, and quartering.

funny how all thse problems can also be fixed by that little green tip quiet pill too

I always thought politicians should have to financially divest from thier previous lives and live off minimum wage and public housing in the area they represent while in office.

> 31 strikes and you're out

Have a heart, dude

Dragon hunting: if you have over a billion dollars, you can be legally hunted and killed by any other person. 50% of your wealth goes directly to them tax free, 50% to approved charities.