The BRUTALITY of the Xenomorph life cycle

"Orally Impregnated" 💀

Bro can't ever seem to win

Xeno supremacy!
Any of you DISGUSTING MARINES come close to us, you’re getting fun time with the facehugger.

What do you mean, Mike I thought his neck was snapped in the last video dummy

Mike would be considered lucky by many considering the current state of Twitter

Yeah the xeno wont live long

Ok could be that Mike was an idiot or his curiosity got the better of him

"this is xenomike, and he just got killed from the vacuum of space"

I didn't even know about this drama social media is so hollow

Clamped

I thought it said clapped😂😂😂

The xenomorph's body was found 10 minutes later after accidentally cutting itself and trying to drink the acid

MPREG IS REAL…

I was scrolling past and all i heard was “this is Mike, he just got impregnated-“ and I scrolled up in utter disbelief

Mike: now a face hugger

Mike's a mom now

Does this hurt the xenomorph?

As a black person
When you see some shit just run

freaky ahh facehugger

Damnit, Mike, no wonder you die every single time we see you.

Don’t be like Mike.

A man who experienced child birth… kind of.

Mike have infinity life he come back every video

Like the mortal combat Alien?

this makes me feel things i shouldnt be having

Basicaly headcrabs v2

this is mike

finish the sentence 😊

All I can think about is In The Flesh 😭

Zenomike had just been shot by a random american dude, subscribe for more

That is fucking disgusting

I love this one we need more of these or old Mr Illustrated

MIKE NEVER LEARNS TO KEEP HIMSELF AWAY FROM DANGER

Wait a minute.... facehuggers are bisexual?

Wait is Mike in a suit of a class d

Mike is literally the human version of the guy on those warning signs😭

Bro was able to stay Alive

So one could say a chest burster is the now dead persons child?

Mike's Ghost: I am... Your mother?

What was Mike doing out there?

Poor mike, bro

Aww whos the father mike?

Then the xenomorph with Mike dna instantly got caught by predator and has its skull and spine ripped from is body to be a trophy 🏆 in the predators ship

Hope we'll get a full analysis vid on the Xenomorphs from you.

Without the stupid human victims no horror ghosts goblins demons killing clown and extraterrestrial beings would even make any headway. They need dumb arses to live long and prosper. Darwinism at work.

Alien

So that's why gf got pregnant not my fault 😂😂

Can we stop bullying mike :(

Gawd dayum mike has been mewing

Poor dude😢

Plot twist:Mike reincarnated as the chest burster

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