dialogue in multiplayer FPS games

Seeing his phone in the reflection of the glasses is part of the lore.

meanwhile:
"Off To visit your mother!"

DukeNukem.mp4

Guilty Gear win screens:

Imagine this guy looking into a mirror and writing down a list of cool quotes

Ok you got me
How much for the game ?

“Train go boom”-some shooter guy

Duke nukem 😅

Your odds of winning: 20 to gun

My favorite is when they say "Hey, we're supposed to be winning" or some crap like tgat

i was playing a game where a character had the selection voicelines of:

"who shot first? .. oh i always shoot first"

and:

"i dont like cowards... Neither do my guns"

and it just reminded me of this video haha

Huh, I have those exact pair of shades

Impression sort of reminds me of Duke Nukem.

"Nobody likes me."
*proceeds to be happy about it*

We need another Duke Nukem game




Nevermind..

I watched the entire video through the reflection

"I am so good at guns"

Looks like he…🕶️ Missed his shot

You should totally do game skits, but be the voice of the mute Protagonists

Souse of this sound?

These videos are so dumb. I fracking love them.

This character was voiced by Will Arnett

Dumps an entire belt from an M2 Browning
One shot, one kill

Seems about right.

"That was easy, because I used a gun!"
"Am I good at math? No, but I can give it a *shot*"

It's ok, I've mudded my friends too

Meanwhile Tf2 dialoge: "scotland is not a real country , you just an englishman in a dress!"

That last one is just the emo gunslinger Aphelios from League.
No one likes him, including the players playing him and Aphelios himself.

Duke Nukem looks a little funny today. Must be the plastic water pistol.

Duke Nukem

“That engineer is a spy!”
“Heck no.”
“That engineer is a spy!”
“Nope.”
“That engineer is a spy!”
“Alrighty then!”
[death noise]
[death noise]

I love him breaking at the end, something wholesome about it

“Nobody likes me.”
Makes the most likeable smile known to mankind

I want to see someone add him to a fucking Fps game

It's like Duke Nukem but with good writing

You forgot to make the lip sync the same for every single one

Tf2 really got voice lines correct

modern battlefield moment

"Vould you like a second opinion? You are also ugly?"

(Megadeth opening riff)
"Please, Megadeth, let me grieve!"
(Megadeth intensifies)

they are trying to corner us!

Meanwhile in Splatoon 3 (yes, I know it's 3rd person, but whatever): One of the players is waving both her arms over her head in an over-the-top "bye bye" fashion, another slowly sits down with his legs folded and taps his fingers together menacingly as if his machinations lay undetected for years, one of them blows a kiss and grins, and the fourth one just dabs.

“I think that enemy got, the point”

Sungwon could do a good Duke Nukem impression

(Kills enemy with six shotgun shots)
“One bullet, one kill”

“One bullet, two death”

Unreal Tournament

Unreal Tournament

he sounds just like duke nukem, but if duke wasn't a shitpost. but, this is a shitpost, so... hmm